Two old men were in the park talking.
After a while, the conversation turned to ageing. One said, "When it comes to getting older, women have all the luck."
"How do you mean?" asked his friend.
"Well, I haven't been able to perform in bed for ten years now, but my wife seems to be healthier than ever."
"In what way is she healthier?" asked the friend.
"Up to about ten years ago, she used to get these terrible headaches just before bedtime. But she doesn't get them anymore."
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