[bonyhadi]

MY DARLING SON

Two mothers were talking about their sons. The first said,
"My son is such a saint. He works hard, doesn't smoke, and he
hasn't so much as looked at a woman in over two years."

The other woman said, "Well, my son is a saint himself. Not
only hasn't he not looked at a woman in over three years, but
he hasn't touched a drop of liquor in all that time."

"My word," the first mother said. "You must be so proud."

"I am," the second mother replied. "And when he's paroled
next month, I'm going to throw him a big party."