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A mother and daughter loved to play around. They partied everyday
and always ended up ****ing everybody around. Their holes were played
until they became seasoned and loose. One day, the daughter met the man

of her dreams and decided to get married. Now, the man did not know
about their flicks and thought the daughter was still a virgin. So he
decided to leave any lovemaking until their wedding night. The daughter
began to worry about the condition of her hole and consulted her
mother, Mom, I'm worried, what will Peter do if he finds out about my
hole?!!
Mother said, Don't worry dear, I will teach you a way to fool your
husband-to-be. Here's what you do, place an apple in your hole and it
will be tight and he won't even notice it. So the daughter did what her

mother taught her and everything went well and the stupid husband
didn't even notice.
This went on for a few months. Now, everytime the daughter wanted to
bathe, she would take out the apple and place it on the wash basin and
after bathing, she would put it back in her hole. One day, after
bathing, she forgot to put it back and left it on the wash basin. The
husband came into the washroom and saw the apple and thought
that her wife left the apple for him and he ate it, Honey, thanks
for the apple. It tasted great! Shocked, the daughter dare not tell her
husband about it and went to consult her mother, Mom, I'm in deep ****
now! I took out the apple while I was bathing and I forgot to put it
back and Peter found the apple I left on the wash basin and
ate it! What should I do? Will he be poisoned? I'm scared,
Mother said, Don't worry dear, a few years ago, your father ate the
WATERMELON I left in the washroom and he lived!