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A blonde went into a world wide message center to send a message to her
mother overseas. When the man told her it would cost $150 she
exclaimed, "I don't have that kind of money, but I would do ANYTHING to
get a message to my mother in Poland!" The man arched an eyebrow and
asked, "Anything?" "Yes, anything!" the blonde promised.
With that, the man said, "Follow me." He walked into the next room
and ordered, "Come in and close the door." She did. He then said,
"Get on your knees." She did. Then he said, 'Take down my zipper."
She did.
He said, "Go ahead...take it out." She took it out and grabbed hold
of it with both hands. The man closed his eyes and whispered,
"Well....go ahead!" The blonde slowly brought her lips closer, and
while holding it close to her lips she said loudly, "HELLO....MOM?"
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