[CobraDan]

Mrs. Bellows is having her house painted and when Mr. Bellows arrives home from work that day, he leans up next to the front door and leaves his hand print.
The following morning, Mrs. Bellows approached Jack the Painter and ask him, "Would you like to see where my husband put his hand last night?"
Jack replied, "Look lady, I don't feel well, I'm tired and my Dick is sore from my own last night's activities.
Why don't you just make me a cup of Tea instead?"