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Dangers Of Riding A Horse

A blonde decides to try horseback riding, even though she has had
no lessons or prior experience. She mounts the horse unassisted
and the horse immediately springs into motion.

It gallops along at a steady and rhythmic pace, but the blonde
begins to slip from the saddle. In terror, she grabs for the horse's
mane, but cannot seem to get a firm grip. She tries to throw her
arms around the horse's neck, but she slides down the side of the
horse anyway.The horse gallops along, seemingly ignorant of its
slipping rider.

Finally, giving up her frail grip, the blonde attempts to leap away
from the horse and throw herself to safety. Unfortunately, her foot
becomes entangled in the stirrup, and she is now at the mercy of the
horse's pounding hooves as her head is struck against the ground
over and over. As her head is battered against the ground, she is
mere moments away from unconsciousness when to her great
fortune, Bobby the Wal-Mart greeter, sees her and unplugs the
horse.