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Two bored casino dealers were waiting at a craps table. A very attractive
blonde woman arrived and bet twenty- thousand dollars on a single roll of
the dice.
She said, "I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I'm
completely nude."
With that she stripped from her neck down, rolled the dice and yelled,
"Mama
needs new clothes!" Then she hollered..."YES! YES! I WON! I WON!" She
jumped
up and down and hugged each of the dealers. She then picked up all the
money
and clothes and quickly departed.
The dealers just stared at each other dumbfounded. Finally, one of them
asked, "What did she roll?"
The other answered, "I don't know I thought YOU were watching!"
Moral: Not all blondes are dumb, but all men are men.
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Need more horsepower, raki and where in the hell did The REDHEAD go off to?
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