[bonyhadi]

I'm Not Saying She's Easy, But


She's been on her knees more
times than Billy Graham.

She's been laid on more kitchen
floors than linoleum.

She's done more screwing than
Black and Decker.

She's responsible for more merry
men than Robin Hood.

She's turned more tricks than
Harry Houdini.

She's been boarded more times
than Amtrak.

She's been mounted more often
than Trigger.

She's entertained more troops
than Bob Hope.

She's been turned more ways than
Rubik's Cube.

She's spent more time under men
than barstools.

She's had more turnovers than the
International House of Pancakes.