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=== Cheatin' Johnny ===

In class one day, Mr. Johnson pulled Johnny over
to his desk after a test, and said, “Johnny I
have a feeling that you have been cheating
on your tests.”

Johnny was astounded and asked Mr. Johnson to
prove it. “Well, said Mr. Johnson, I was looking
over your test and the question was, ‘Who was
our first president?’, and the little girl that
sits next to you, Mary, put ‘George Washington,’
and so did you.”

“So, everyone knows that he was the first
president.”

“Well, just wait a minute,” said Mr. Johnson.
“The next question was, ‘Who freed the slaves?’
Mary put Abraham Lincoln and so did you.”

“Well, I read the history book last night and I
remembered that,” said Johnny.

“Wait, wait,” said Mr. Johnson. The next question
was, ‘Who was president during the Louisiana
Purchase?’ Mary put ‘I don't know,’ and you put,
‘Me neither’.”


=== Baby Talk ===

Little Johnny came running into the house and
asked, "Mommy, can little girls have babies?"

"No," said his mom, "Of course not."

Little Johnny then ran back outside and his mom
heard him yell to his friends, "It's okay, we
can play that game again!"