[Dave Samson]

These three women were roommates. One night they all had all
gone out on dates and they all came home at about the same time.

The first one said, "You know you've been on a good date when
you come home with your hair all messed up."

The second one said, "No, you know you've been on a good date
when you come home with your makeup all smeared."

The third one said nothing, but reached under her skirt, removed
her panties and threw them against the wall, where they stuck.

"Now THAT'S a good date!"