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A lesbian goes to see her GP for her annual check up. The GP does an internal examination and says, "My, you're looking pretty clean
these days"
The lesbian replies, "I should be, I have a woman in three times a week!"
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Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but not to their crotch when they ask where the toilet is?
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Q: Have you heard about the new Home Cloning Kit?
A: You open up the box and there's one page of instructions.
Actually, just one instruction: "Go **** yourself."
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Q: What's another name for a zipper?
A: A Penis Fly Trap.
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Need more horsepower, raki and where in the hell did The REDHEAD go off to?
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