[CobraDan]

This lady had been married to a farmer all her life. They had cows and horses
on their farm and also grew a number of crops for sale at the local farmer's
market. While shopping at the local grocery store for a few items that
she and her husband did not raise themselves, she came across a contest form for canned Carnation Milk.
The object was to complete a jingle in fifty words or less. The Company
furnished the first line of the jingle with these words, "I like Carnation best
of all.......".
She completed their jingle and sent it off to the Carnation Milk Company.
A couple of months later, the woman was surprised when a Carnation Milk
person came to her door and told her that her entry was the best one submitted.

However, it was unfortunate the company could not publish it.
In lieu of that latter fact, they had decided that her entry was worth at leasta consolation award and provided her with a company check in the amount of
$1,000 for her creativity.
Here is her entry:

"I like Carnation best of all,
No tits to pull, no sh!t to haul
No barns to clean, no hay to pitch
Just punch a hole in the son of a b!tch."