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Schrodinger's Virus

We all have Schrodinger's Virus now.

Because we can't get tested, we don't know if we have the virus or not.

We have to act as though we have the virus so we don't spread it to others.

We have to act as though we've never had the virus, otherwise, we'd be immune.

Therefore we both have, and don't have the virus.

If you don't understand this joke, why did you click on the title? Do you know somebody named Schrodinger?
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Does anyone know if we can take showers yet, or should we just keep washing our hands?