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We are told that if we need to cough, we should do it into our elbow,
to minimize the risk of spreading this virus.

We are also told not to shake hands anymore, but we should touch elbows,
instead.

Wait......WHAT ????
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I don’t care how nice the hand soap smells. You should never walk out of the restroom sniffing your fingers.
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You came from dust. You will return to dust. That’s why I don’t dust. It could be someone I know.
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The Corona-Virus has achieved what no female has ever been able to achieve. It has canceled sports, closed all the bars, and kept all the guys at home!