[CobraDan]

The owner of a golf course in Texas was confused about paying an invoice, so
he decided to ask his secretary, a blonde, for some mathematical help.

He called her into his office and said, "You graduated from the University
of Texas. If I were to give you $20,000, minus 14%, how much would you take
off?"

The secretary thought a moment, and then replied, "Everything but my
earrings."