The REAL reason that DV doesn't want the Bloomers at The Spring Fling is not because of the kids, it's because DV wears bifocals and the Bloomers won't fit over those Ben Franklins. He's tried to convince us for years that he was younger than the rest of us and had 20/20 vision. Besides, trying to get them away from Pat requires an act from congress and 3 very strong men!
