A guy is walking through a fairground one day, when
he notices a stunning redhead sprawled on the ground
unconscious. Kneeling next to the beauty, he
lightly slaps her face. No response. Then he rubs her
wrists. Nothing. He even tries mouth to mouth. The
gorgeous woman does not respond. Finally, the guy
takes another tack. He unbuttons the girl's blouse,and
slides it off her body. Then, unhooking her bra, he
begins to massage and fondle her firm, soft breasts.
The girl begins to moan and gasp in pleasure, her
nipples stiffening, and finally her eyes flutter open.
"Oh thank you," she sighs. Looking down at the guy's
hands, still massaging her tits, she goes on. "Tell me,
how did you think of such a novel way to revive me?"
"It wasn't my idea," he says. "That guy over there
kept shouting, "Rubber balloons ..... Rubber
balloons"
Two lesbians walk into a House of Ill
Repute.
They ask for the youngest woman in
the joint.
The Madam says that she will not allow
the youngest girl any time with them.
The lesbians make the demand again,
"We want the youngest girl here!"
The madam says, "No. I don't serve
minors to lickers."
