. Figure it Out!
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A woman was having a medical problem - her husband snoring.
So she called the doctor one morning, and asked him if there was
anything he could do to relieve her "suffering."
"Well, there is one operation I can perform that will cure
your husband, but it is really rather expensive. It will cost
$1000 down, and payments of $450 for 24 months, plus payments
for extras."
"My goodness!" the woman exclaimed, "sounds like leasing a
new sports car!"
"Humm," the doctor murmured, "too obvious, huh?"
The Honeymoon Is Over...
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"Did your wife have much to say when you got home last night?"
"No, but that didn't keep her from talking for two hours."
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"Are you saying that your wife is outspoken?"
"Not by anyone I know of."
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Being a husband is like any other job. It helps a lot if you like the
boss.
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Views expressed by husbands are not necessarily those of the
management.
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The honeymoon is over when he no longer smiles gently as he scrapes the
burnt toast.
It was a stifling hot day and a man fainted in the middle of a
busy intersection. Traffic quickly piled up in all directions,
and a woman rushed to help him. When she knelt down to
loosen his collar, a man emerged from the crowd, pushed her
aside, and said, "It's all right honey, I've had a course in first
aid."
The woman stood up and watched as he took the ill man's
pulse and prepared to administer artificial respiration. At this
point she tapped him on the shoulder and said, "When you get
to the part about calling a doctor, I'm already here."
