[bonyhadi]

Popemobile

The Pope had just finished a tour of the East Coast and was
taking a limousine to the airport. Having never driven a
limo, he asked the chauffeur if he could drive for a while.
Without much of a choice, the chauffeur climbed in the back
of the limo and the Pope took the wheel.
After gleefully accelerating to about 90 mph, the Pope was
pulled over by the State Patrol. The trooper came to his
window, took a look inside, and said, "Just a moment,
please. I need to call in."
The trooper called in and asked for the chief. He told the
chief, "I've got a REALLY important person pulled over and
I need to know what to do."
The chief replied, "Who is it? A senator?"
The trooper said, "No, even more important."
The chief asked, "It's the Governor, isn't it?"
"No. More important."
"The President?"
"No. More important."
"Well, Who the heck is it?!," screams the chief.

"I don't know," said the trooper. "But he's got the Pope as
a chauffeur."