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> >
> > Nothing Like The First Time
> > A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night
> > and have dinner with her
> > parents. This being a big event, the girl tells her
> > boyfriend that after
> > dinner, she would like to go out and "do it" for the
> > first time. Well, the
> > boy is ecstatic, but he has never done it before, so
> > he takes a trip to the
> > pharmacist to get some protection. The pharmacist
> > helps the boy for about an
> > hour. He tells the boy everything there is to know
> > about protection and
> > doing it. At the register, the pharmacist asks the
> > boy
> > how many he'd like to
> > buy a 3-pack, a 10-pack, or a family pack. The boy
> > insists on the family
> > pack because he thinks he will be very busy, it
> > being
> > his first time and
> > all.
> >
> > That night, the boy shows up at the girl's parent's
> > house and meets his
> > girlfriend at the door. "Oh I'm so excited for you
> > to
> > meet my parents, come
> > on in." The boy goes inside and is taken to the
> > dinner
> > table where the
> > girl's parents are seated. The boy quickly offers to
> > say grace and bows his
> > head. A minute passes, and the boy still deep in
> > prayer with his head down.
> > Ten minutes pass and still no movement from the boy.
> > Finally, after 20
> > minutes with his head down, the girlfriend leans
> > over
> > and whispers to her
> > boyfriend, "I had no idea you were so religious."
> > The
> > boy turns and whispers
> > back, "I had no idea your father was a pharmacist."