Elderly couple in bed
Wife: I was dreaming I was at Walmart.
Husband: I was dreaming I was with 3 women.
Wife: Was I there?
Husband: No, you were at Walmart.
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It's the 1930's in communist Russia and two guards are on sentry duty.
Igor says to his companion Ivor “what do you really think of Comrade Stalin?”
Ivor replies “the same as you”
Igor raises his rifle and says “you are under arrest”
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