[bonyhadi]

10 Commandments of a Teenager!!!
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Thou shall not sneak out when parents are sleeping.
(Why wait?)

Thou shall not do drugz. (Alcohol lasts longer!)

Thou shall not steal from K-Mart.
(Wal*Mart has a bigger selection!)

Thou shall not get arrested for vandalism.
(Destruction has a bigger effect)

Thou shall not steal from thy parents.
(Everyone knows grandma has more money!)

Thou shall not get into fights.
(Just start them!)

Thou shall not skip class.
(Just skip the whole day!)

Thou shall not strip in class.
(Hooters pays more!)

Thou shall not think of having sex.
(As nike says just do it!)

Thou shall not help old ladies cross the street.
(Just take them to the middle and leave them!)

















Top Ten Things You'll
Never Hear From A Consultant
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10. You're right; we're billing way too
much for this.

9. Bet you I can go a week without saying
"synergy" or* "value-added".

8. How about paying us based on the success
of the project?

7. This whole strategy is based on a Harvard
business case I read.

6* Actually, the only difference is that we
charge more than they do.

5. I don't know enough to speak intelligently
about that.

4. Implementation? I only care about writing
long reports.

3. I can't take the credit. It was Ed in
your marketing department.

2. The problem is, you have too much
work for too few people.

1. Everything looks okay to me.