[CobraDan]

A trucker stops for red light on a winter afternoon and a blonde girl
catches up. She knocks on the door and the trucker lowers the window. The
girl says "Hi, my name is Heather and you are losing some of your load." The
trucker ignores her and proceeds down the street.

The trucker stops for another red light and the girl again catches up. She
knocks on the door and the trucker lowers the window. She says "Hi my name
is Heather and you are losing some of your load!" He ignores her again and
continues down the street.

The trucker stops for still another red light and the girl catches up again
all out of breath. She knocks on the door and the trucker lowers the window.
Again she says "Hi, my name is Heather and you are losing some of your
load!" He dismisses her and starts off down the street, then stops.

The trucker gets out of the truck, approaches the blonde girl and says: "Hi,
my name is Kevin and I am driving a SALT truck."