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One day a little boy came home from school to find his parents arguing fiercly.
Not realizing the child was present, they were throwing profanities at each other.
The MOM said "Get out you BASTARD!" The DAD said "Shut up you B!TCH!" The son looked at his parents and said "What do B!TCH and BASTARD mean?"
Surprised to see their son, The DAD said, "B!TCH and BASTARD is just another name for LADIES and GENTLEMEN".
Satisfied with his answer, the little boy went happily to his room.

A few weeks later, he awoke in the middle of the night to hear a racket coming from his parents bedroom.
He went to investigate. The MOM said "Oh suck my TITS!", The DAD said "Oh lick my BALLS!" The little boy said, "What does TITS and BALLS mean?"
Surprised to see their son standing in the doorway, The MOM said "TITS and BALLS is just another name for HATS and COATS." Satisfied with the answer, the little boy went back to bed.
The next day, the little boy was in the kitchen while his mother was cutting up a turkey for dinner. She accidentaly cut her thumb with the knife, and forgetting that the boy was there, she screamed "FU*K!" The little boy asked, "MOM, what does fu*k mean?" Not wanting to be a bad mother she said "It's just another word for CUTTING TURKEY."
Satisfied with his answer, the little boy went to find his father. His father was in the bathroom shaving and suddenly cut his face with the razor.
Not realizing that his son was watching him. he said "SH!T!" The little boy said "DAD, what does SH!T mean?" DAD, realizing the boy was there, said "It's just another word for SHAVING CREAM."
The boy satisfied with his answer left to go watch T.V.
Suddenly, the doorbell rang. The family's dinner guest had arrived.
Knowing his parents were busy, the little boy answered the door. He also wanted to show the company what a smart little boy he was. When he opened the door he exclaimed, "Come in B!TCHES and BASTARDS, hang up your TITS and BALLS, DAD'S in the bathroom shaving the SH!T off his face and MOM'S in the kitchen FU*KING the turkey.