[BrianBhoy]

> An Englishman, Irishman and a Scotsman are all playing golf with their
> wives.
>
>
> The Englishman's wife steps up to the tee and as she bends over to
place
> her ball a gust of wind blows her skirt up and reveals her lack of
> underwear.
>
>
> "Good God! Why aren't you wearing any knickers?" her husband demanded.
>
>
> "Well, you don't give me enough housekeeping money to afford to buy
any."
>
>
> The Englishman immediately reaches into his pocket and says," For the
sake
> of decency here's 50 pounds, go and buy yourself some underwear."
>
>
> Next the Irishman's wife bends over to set her ball on the tee. Her
skirt
> blows up to show that she is wearing no undies.
>
>
> "Bejesus woman. You've no knickers - why not?"
>
>
> She replies "I can't afford any on the money you give me."
>
>
> He reaches into his pocket and says, "For the sake of decency here's
20
> pounds, go and buy yourself some underwear!"
>
>
> Lastly, the Scotsman's wife bends over. The wind also takes her skirt
over
> her head to reveal that she too is naked under it.
>
>
> "Hoot, lassie! Why d'ye have no knickers?"
>
>
> She too explains, "You don't give me enough housekeeping money to be
able
> to afford any."
>
>
> The Scot reaches into his pocket and says, "For the sake of decency
here's
> a comb. Tidy yourself up a bit!"
>