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Math Test...

MATHS TEST FOR PRIVATE SCHOOLS

Name______________________________________________ ________
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School ___________________________________

Daddy's Company( or Net Worth ) __________________________

1. Harry smashes up the old man's car, causing X amount of damage and
killing three people. The old man asks his local CC to intervene in the
court system, then forges his insurance claim and receives a payment of Y.
The difference between x and y is three times the life insurance settlement
for the three dead people. What kind of car is Harry driving now?

2. Fiona's personal shopper decides to substitute generic and own-brand
products for the designer goods favoured by her employer. In the course of
a month she saves the price of a return ticket to Honduras and Fiona doesn't
even notice the difference. Is she thick or what?

3. Bertram fancies the arse off a certain number of tarts, but he only has
enough Rohypnol left to render 33.3% unconscious. If he has 14 Rohypnol,
how is he ever going to shag the other two-thirds?

4. If Verity throws up four times a day for a week she can fit in a size 8
Versace. If she only throws up three times a day for two weeks, she has to
make do with a size 10 Dolce & Gabbana. How much does liposuction cost?

5. Marstin IV is unsure about his sexuality. Three days a week he fancies
women. On the other days he fancies men, ducks and vacuum cleaners. However, he
only has access to the Hoover every third week. What's the price of new
Electrolux ?