[CobraDan]

This is men bashing ?

My husband came home with a tube of KY jelly and said, "This will make
you happy tonight."
He was right. When he went out of the bedroom, I squirted it all over the doorknobs. He couldn't get back in.
--------------------------------------------------- A couple is lying in bed. The man says, "I am going to make you the happiest woman in the world"
The woman says, "I'll miss you."
--------------------------------------------------- "It's just too hot to wear clothes today," Jack says as he stepped out of the shower, "honey, what do you think the
neighbors would think if I mowed the lawn like this?"
"Probably that I married you for your money," she replied.
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Q: What do you call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man?
A: A rumor
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He said - Since I first laid eyes on you, I've wanted to make love to you really badly.
She said - Well, you succeeded.
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He said - Two inches more and I would be king
She said - Two inches less, and you'd be queen
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On wall in ladies room "My husband follows me everywhere..."
Written just below it "I do not"
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For my friends the GASHOLES
He said - Should we try swapping positions tonight?
She said - That's a good idea...you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa and fart.
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He said - What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you?
She said - Turn sideways and look in the mirror!