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Old 07-01-2002, 10:01 AM
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THE GOOD, THE BAD AND THE UGLY.....

1. Good: Your wife is pregnant. Bad: It's triplets. Ugly: You had a
vasectomy five years ago.

2. Good: Your wife's not talking to you. Bad: She wants a divorce.
Ugly: She's a lawyer.

3. Good: Your son is finally maturing. Bad: He's involved with the
Woman next door. Ugly: So are you.

4. Good: Your son studies a lot in his room. Bad: You find several porn
movies hidden there. Ugly: You're in them.

5. Good: Your hubby and you agree, no more kids. Bad: You can't find
your birth control pills. Ugly: Your daughter borrowed them.

6. Good: Your husband understands fashion. Bad: He's a cross-dresser.
Ugly: He looks better than you.

7. Good: You give the "birds and bees" talk to your daughter. Bad: She
keeps interrupting. Ugly: With corrections.

8. Good: The postman's early. Bad: He's wearing fatigues and carrying a
shotgun. Ugly: You gave him nothing for Christmas.

9. Good: Your son is dating someone new. Bad: It's another man. Ugly:
He's your best friend.

10. Good: Your daughter got a new job. Bad: As a hooker. Ugly: Your
co-workers are her best clients. Way ugly: She makes more money than
you.
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