Baptist Puppy Story;
A young Baptist couple felt it was important to own a proper Baptist pet. So they went shopping. At a kennel specializing in Baptist puppy’s, they found one that they liked and rapidly fell in love with him. When they got the puppy home, they discovered at puppy would fetch the Bible on command and he did on in a flash. When they asked him to open the Bible to the 23rd Psalm, he did it with his paws and with great dexterity. They were very so impressed.
That night, they had friends over to visit. They were so proud of their new Baptist puppy and his skills, they called the puppy over to them to show him off a little. Their friends were impressed also and asked whether the puppy was able to do any regular dog tricks. This stopped the young couple cold, as they hadn’t thought about normal dog tricks. “Well”, they said, “lets try it out.” Once more they called the puppy over to them and they clearly pronounced the command, “Heel.”
Quick as a wink, the puppy jumped up, put his paw on the man’s forehead, closed his eyes in concentration, and bowed his head…
It was then that the couple realized they had been deceived. The puppy was a Pentecostal.
…and all God’s children said; Amen?
