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True But Strange Sex Facts
Largest erect penis: 13"
Smallest erect: 1.75"







The Caramoja tribe of northern Uganda tie a weight the end of their penises
to enlongate them sometimes to such a degree that the men literally have to
knot them up.

In 1609 a doctor named Wecker found a corpse in Bologna with 2 penises. Since
then, there have been 80 documented cases of men w/ the same.

During foreplay, a woman's breast can increase in up to 25%.

The maximum depth at which vaginal stimulation occurs is only 2".

In the 1950s, it was found out that 75% of men cum within 2 minutes of
penetration, with the orgasm lasting no longer than a few seconds. The
longest documented for a women is one minute.

Among the Mangaians of Polynesia, 18 year old couples make love an average of
3 times a night, every night, until they're in their 30s, when the weekly
average drops to a mere 14.

The maximum speed at which the erotic sensations travel from the skin to the
brain has been clocked 156 MPH.

Women are 30% more sexually active during a full moon, and the most common
love making time in the US is 11:00pm.

Intercourse peaks in July.

Except for the 1/2 dozon men who've shown up in emergency rooms over the
years because they got too intimate with a vacuum cleaner, women are the more
creative auto-eroticists, and they masturbate most frequently when in a
stable relationship.

Women are also better self-starters. 60% claiming to have discovered orgasm
on their own, as opposed to only 25% of men.

Castrated men live an average of 13 years longer than those not castrated.
And nuns live longest of all.







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How Is Sex Like Riding A Bicycle?
1. You have to keep pumping if you want to get anywhere.

2. It's best to wear protective head-gear when going into unfamiliar
territory.

3. You can do it with no hands, but it's best not to try it until you have a
lot of experience.

4. It's easier to learn with the help of someone who has a lot of experience.

5. You can do it by yourself, but it's usually not as much fun.

6. It's usually hard to control your speed the first few times you try.

7. It's best to have a soft place to land.

8. You don't need any special clothing, but you can get some if you are
really into it.

9. If you're with someone who is having trouble keeping up, it's usually best
to slow down and wait for them.

10. Most people think it looks easy until they try it for the first time.

11. Once you learn, you never forget how.

12. If you fall off get right back on.

13. If you get a flat, try pumping it back up.

14. Remember to signal before you change direction.

15. Make sure that you've got a firm grip.

16. Sometimes it's nice to have a cushy seat.

17. Once you're over the top, you can just coast the rest of the way.

18. That's why some of them are called Mountin'Bikes.









SURVEY
1. In the company of females, intercourse should be referred to as:
a) lovemaking
b) screwing
c) the pigskin bus pulling into tuna town
2. You should make love to a woman for the first time only after you've
both shared:
a) your views about what you expect from a sexual relationship
b) your blood-test results
c) five tequila slammers
3. You time your orgasm so that:
a) your partner climaxes first
b) you both climax simultaneously
c) you don't miss Sportscenter
4. Passionate, spontaneous sex on the kitchen floor is:
a) healthy, creative love-play
b) not the sort of thing your wife/girlfriend would ever agree to
c) not the sort of thing your wife/girlfriend need ever find out
about
5. Spending the whole night cuddling a woman you've just had sex with
is:
a) the best part of the experience
b) the second best part of the experience
c) $100 extra
6. Your girlfriend says she's gained five pounds in weight in the last
month. You tell her that is:
a) No concern of yours
b) not a problem, she can join your gym
c) a conservative estimate
7. You think today's sensitive, caring man is:
a) a myth
b) an oxymoron
c) a moron
8. Foreplay is to sex as:
a) appetizer is to entree
b) primer is to paint
c) a line is to an amusement park ride
9. Which of the following are you most likely to find yourself saying
at the end of a relationship?
a) "I hope we can still be friends,"
b) "I'm not in right now, please leave a message at the beep,"
c) "Welcome to Dumpsville, population, Y-O-U."
10. A woman who is uncomfortable watching you masturbate:
a) probably needs a little more time before she can cope
with that sort of intimacy
b) is uptight and a waste of time
c) shouldn't have sat next to you on the bus in the first place
As always, the answers are at the bottom!

If you answered "a" more than 7 times, check your pants to make sure
you really are a man.
If you answered "b" more than seven times, check into therapy, you're
still a little confused.
If you answered "c" more than 7 times, "YOU-DA-MAN!"










Some Less Commonly Known Phobias

Acrorectophobia: The fear of assholes in high places.
Amathophobia: The fear of dust.
Anananany: The inability to stop spelling 'banana' once you've started.

Anatidaephobia: The fear that wherever you are, a duck is watching!
Androphobia: The fear of men.
Angoraphobia: The fear of soft sweaters and rabbits.
Anthropophobia: The fear of human beings.
Archibutyrophobia: The fear of peanut butter sticking to the roof of
your mouth.
Eonaphobics: The fear of transvestites.
Friendorphobia: The fear of being asked "Who goes there?"
Friggaphobics: People who fear Fridays.
Genuphobia: The fear of knees.
Graphophobia: The fear of writing.
Heortophobia: The fear of holidays.
Iophobia: The fear of rust.
Katagelophobia: The fear of ridicule.
Lyssophobia: The fear of insanity.
Peniaphobia: The fear of poverty.
Phobaphobia: The fear of fear itself.
Phobia: What you have left over after you drink two out of a 6-pack.
Phronemophobia: The fear of thinking.
Pognophobia: The fear of beards.
Quadriphobia: The fear of 4-way stops and not knowing who goes next.










The invention of the Internet has provided man with a new,
powerful tool for world change and affectation,
but if there is one thing I've learned, it's that mankind's greatest
dream is not to solve world hunger or cure the common cold;
it is to search the Net for naked chicks!!
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