Richard,
This was supposed to be a surprise, but since you let the cat out of the bag, well here it comes!
That was really Tom, and to make a long story short, Tom totally spurns ALL of those voluptious beauties, and bests ALL of those other young(er) hardbodied men and he walked away with the top prize of $1,000,000.
He was actually interviewed on "the Best Sports show"and he was asked how he did it, since the temptations would have turned mortal men into a mass of quivering Rhubarb jelly. Tom told them he had a "secret weapon", and when they pressed him for his secret, and he revealed Marla! This caused a REAL bru-ha-ha, they disqualified Tom and took back the prize money, and Tom & Marla drove off into the sunset!
I swear this is true, 'cause Tom told me himself........................ or maybe not, it might have been those chorizzo Tacos I ate at 11:45 last night.
Nevermind.
John Russell
