Did you hear about the new combination of Viagra and Doan's pills?
It's so the back won't peter out and the peter won't back out.
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I do not have PMS, but do suffer from the male counterpart which is SRH.....
you know... SPERM RETENTION HEADACHE
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How did the gynecologist know his patient was horny?
He read her lips
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Definition: "Forehead"
In favor of oral sex.
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