[bonyhadi]

One day a priest was doing the confessional, he looks at his watch
and noticed he had to leave. He asked one of the janitors to sneak in and do
confession for a while until he gets back.

The janitor says" I dont know what to do though!"

Then the priest replies "There is a list of sins and the prayers you
are supposed to give for each one."

So the janitor enters the confessional and the first person enters
and says, "I've cheated on my husband."

The janitor looks on the list and tells her to say three hail Mary's
each day.

Then a little boy comes in and tells the janitor that he stole a
chocolate bar.

The janitor looks at the list and the tells the child to say 2 hail
Mary's tonight.

Then a teenage girl enters and tells him that she gave her boyfriend
a blowjob.

The janitor looks at the list but he cant seem to find blowjob on the
list so he sneaks out and asks one of the alter servers; "What does the
priest give for a blowjob?"

The boy replies "A bag of chips and a can of cola