Now you let the secret out Turk. I tried to keep it quiet but since we all know that "The Village People" are Creepers idols and the hot cop Victor Willis was originally from Greenwich Village, New York, we understand your contempt. You've made a valiant attempt to restore respect to the "men" of law enforcement especially with the San Francisco flavor, but alas, the truth be known, Creepers REAL name is probably Victor! I heard that Victor left the original group and is working narcotics undercover, literally.
Creeper, that's ok man, we still respect you!
Welcome to the club and wear the Gashole hat with honor.