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Federal Aviation Agency
800 Independence Avenue S.W.
Washington D.C. 20591

Dear Sirs;
I have the solution for the prevention of hijackings,
and at the same time getting our airline industry back on
its feet.

Since men of the Muslim religion are not allowed to look
at naked women we should replace all of our female
flight attendants with strippers.

Muslims would be afraid to get on the planes for fear
of seeing a naked woman, and of course, everyone in this
country would start flying again in hope of seeing a
naked woman. We would have no more hijackings, and the
airline industry would have record sales.

Now why didn't Congress think of this?

Sincerely,
Bill Clinton