[bonyhadi]

Two whales swimming around in the ocean come upon a ship that is
hauling potatoes. The first whale swims underneath it, tips it
over and eats everything, ship and all.

A little while later, they come up to another ship hauling
potatoes. The whale capsizes that one, too, and eats everything
onboard.

The third ship they spot is also hauling potatoes, and the whale
upends it and eats everything.

"Why do you keep tipping over those ships full of potatoes and
eating everything on board?" the other whale asks.

"I wish I hadn't done it," the first whale says, "but I just
can't help myself once I start. You know how it is--you can't eat
just one potato ship."







Why are American masturbators so patriotic?
When they yank their doodle, they feel dandy

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What do you get when you mix Viagra with Rogaine?
Don King.

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What do you get when you mix prune juice with holy water?
A religious movement!!!










Doctor: "Take the green pill with a glass of water when you get up.
Take the blue pill with a glass of water after lunch. Then just
before going to bed, take the red pill with another glass of water."

Man: "Exactly what's my problem, doc?"

Doctor: "You're not drinking enough water."