[bonyhadi]

A blonde student was writing a test when she walked up to the teacher
and said she was having trouble. Her teacher asked her which question
she was having trouble with.
She replied "I can't understand the first one.
What do you mean "Put your name in the right hand corner"?





How do you know if a woman used a vibrator while she was pregnant?
The kid stutters.








A young peasant girl of fourteen went to work in a broom factory.
After 2 months she gave the boss a two-week notice.
The boss was quite unhappy to let her go since she was hard
working, knew her tasks etc. He called her into his office,
"But why?"he asked.

"Nothin, I just wanna quit that's all," she said sullenly.

"Look, I'll give you a raise."

"No," she said.

"You can't just quit like that. There must be a reason. Tell me."

"Okay if you must know..." said the girl, and she took off her
underwear and pointed to her pubic hair, "Look I haven't had this
before, it's the broom's bristles, I tell you..."

Tickled by her innocence, he too took off his underwear and showed his,
and said, "Ha ha...my dear it's nature. Look I have it too...."

"Oh no!" the girl cried, "I can't wait two weeks, I quit now! Not only
do you have the bristles, but you've grown the handle as well."