[bonyhadi]

worried voice on the doctor's telephone declared, "Sid, a
mouse just ran up my wife's honeypot!"

"I'll be over in 10 minutes, Larry," The doctor replied.
"In the meantime, try waving a piece of cheese between
her legs."

When the doctor arrived at the house, the young son
showed him upstairs to the bedroom. There on the bed
lay a frantic woman, legs spread wide, while her husband waved
an open can of tuna back and forth.

"Larry, you idiot!" the doctor cried. "I said to use cheese!"

"Dammit, Sid," Larry yelled back, "I know that! But I've got
to get the cat out, first!"