[bonyhadi]

A husband and wife are on a nudist beach when suddenly a wasp buzzes into the
wife's hot ***** lips an enters. Naturally enough, she panics.
The husband is also quite shaken but manages to put her shirt on, pull up his
shorts and carries her to the car. Then makes a mad dash to the doctor.
The doctor, after examining her, says that the wasp is too far in an
cant be removed with forceps, the doctor explains to the husband that he'll
have to try and entice it out, by putting honey on his dick, and withdrawing
as soon as he feels the wasp. So the husband puts honey on his dick, but
because of his wife's screaming, general panic, and his frantic dash to the
doctors he just can't get it up.! So the doctor says "I'll perform the
procedure if your wife an you don't object.
Naturally both agree, for fear the wasp will do damage, so the doctor quickly
undresses, smears honey on his cock and instantly gets an erection.
Slowly he begins to enter the wife. then withdrawl, an then again, an again,
and again. Only, he doesn't stop.!!! But continues to deeply **** her hot
***** endlessly.
In a daze, the husband shouts, "What the Hell is going on?".
The doctor replies, "Change of plans, I'm going to drown the little
bastard!"
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Have you ever wondered which hurts the most; saying something and wishing you
had not, or saying nothing and wishing you had? I guess the most important
things are the hardest things to say. Don't be afraid to tell someone you
love them. If you do, they might break your heart... but if you don't, you
might break theirs. Have you ever decided not to become a couple because you
were so afraid of losing what you already had with that person? Your heart
decides whom it likes and whom it doesn't. You can't tell your heart what to
do. It does it on its own....
when you least suspect it, or even when you don't want it to.
Have you ever wanted to love someone with everything you had, but that other
person was too afraid to let you? Too many of us stay walled because we are
too afraid to care too
much...for fear that the other person does not care as much, or at all.
Have you ever denied your feelings for someone because your fear of rejection
was too hard to handle? We tell lies when we are afraid.... afraid of what we
don't know, afraid of what others will think, afraid of what will be found
out about us. But every time we tell a lie.... the thing we fear grows
stronger.
Life is all about risks and it requires you to jump. Don't be a person who
has to look back and wonder what they would have, or could have had. No one
waits forever...
WHAT WOULD YOU DO...
What would you do if every time you fell in love you had to say
good-bye?
What would you do if every time you wanted someone they would never be there?
What would you do if you loved someone more than ever and you couldn't have
them?
Some people love, and some people die. But I want to tell you that if
something happened to me tomorrow, you would be in my heart. Would I be in
yours?
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Did you hear about the ..

Paper company that folded?
Brake company on the skids?
Bra manufacturers that went bust?
Surgeon who was forced to take a cut in his salary?
Cigarette company that went up in smoke?
Baker who was short of dough?
Refrigerator manufacturer that had it's assets frozen?
Corset firm that felt the squeeze?
Upholsterers that couldn't cover their costs?
Adhesive tape company that got into a sticky situation?
Tennis ball manufacturer that ended up in court?
Downfall of the bungee suppliers?
The train company that went off the rails?
The ship building company that sunk?
The dental practice that was rotten to it's roots?
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1. What do Jell-O and a woman have in common?
They both wiggle when you eat them.

2. What is a Yankee?
The same as a quickie, but a guy can do it alone.

3. What do women and condoms have in common?
They both spend more time in your wallet than on your penis.

4. What do you call two skunks that are 69ing?
Odor eaters.

5. What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?
A Lickalotopuss.

6. Why do men name their penis?
They like to be on a first name basis with the one making most
of their decisions.

7. What is the difference between snowmen and snowwomen?
Snowballs.

8. What does a rooster have that a man wants?
A hard pecker.

9. What kind of bees give milk?
Boo bees.

10. What do gay men refer to hemorrhoids as?
Speed bumps.

11. What do Tupperware and a walrus have in common?
They both like a tight seal.

12. Why do only 30% of women get into Heaven?
If it were more, it would be Hell.

13. What has three teeth and sixty feet?
The front row at a Willy Nelson concert.

14. What is the new gay Internet address?
c: enter

15. What did the lesbian frog say to the other lesbian frog?
They're right! We do taste like chicken!

16. What do a Christmas tree and a priest have in common?
The balls are just for decoration.

17. What did the banana say to the vibrator?
What are YOU shaking for? She's going to eat ME!

18. Why do girls rub their eyes in the morning?
They have no balls to scratch

19. What is the difference between erotic and kinky?
Erotic is using a feather ... kinky is using the whole chicken.

20. What is the difference between ooooooh and aaaaaaah?
About three inches.

21. How do you make a hormone?
Don't pay her.

22. What do you call a gay dinosaur?
A Megasorass.

23. How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?
One..Men will screw anything.

24. What do Michael Jackson and a grocery bag have in common?
They are both made of plastic and dangerous for children to play with.

25. What is the mating call of a blonde?
"I'm sooooo drunk!"
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The Top 16 Signs Your Grandmother Is Dealing Drugs


16> Clears kids off the lawn with an AK-47.

15> When she offers you a home-baked cookie, she says, "Go
ahead, honey -- the first one's free."

14> Not only is that cozy she's knitting shaped like a bong,
it's black-light orange.

13> When she says "d-bag," she ain't talkin' feminine hygiene.

12> Frequently takes afternoon tea with Darryl Strawberry and
Robert Downey, Jr.

11> She roughs up the pharmacist, snarling that her Metamucil
was "stepped on."

10> "My, what a lot of rolling papers you have, Grandma!"
"Yes, my dear, the better to -- hey, wait a minute...are you a narc?"

9> Threatens to pop a cap in your ass if you don't finish your vegetables.

8> Every teaspoon in her precious antique collection has scorch marks on the
bottom.

7> Spends her days hangin' on the corner by the pay phone,
sippin' on a 40 of Ensure.

6> Most grandmothers drive with their turn signals on, but
not in a lime-green Lincoln Navigator with tinted windows,
24-karat gold trim and slammin' subwoofers.

5> Constantly complains about her health -- still no glaucoma, dammit!

4> Nana's got some serious bling-bling goin' on with those=20
solid gold MedicAlert bracelets.

3> She pulls a gun on you whenever you reach for the cookie
jar.

2> Last time she made brownies, you woke up three days later
in the baboon enclosure at the San Diego Zoo.

#1 Reason your Grandmother Is Dealing Drugs...

1> The local cops are arresting everyone with lipstick on
their cheeks.