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The world's greatest charade player brags that he can guess any
charade. A TV producer decides to use the charade player in a TV
special. He issues a challenge offering the charade player a
million dollars to guess a very hard charade on television. The
charade player agrees.

Comes the big night, all the world is watching. The charade player
is sitting on stage in front of a curtain. Music blares and the
curtain opens to reveal seven nude young women.

The second and fourth ladies are holding their breasts, while the
other five have their backs to him and are baring their behinds.

The charade player barely glances over them and says, "The William
Tell Overture by Rossini."

The flabbergasted producer says in awe, "You've done it! That's
the correct answer. You are indeed the greatest charade player!"
and he hands him a check for a million bucks.

Walking out, a reporter stops the charade player and ask him how
he did it.

"It's really simple," says the charade player. "One look at the
positions of the seven women, and I realized it as the William
Tell Overture."

"Rump... titty... rump... titty... rump... rump...








The newly born sperm was receiving instructions in conception from the instructor: "As soon as you hear the siren, run for the
tunnel
and swim in a straight line until you get to the entrance of a damp cavern.
At the end of the cavern you will find a red, sticky ball which is the egg.
Address it and say, 'I'm a sperm.'She will answer, 'I'm the egg.' >From that moment on you will work together to create the
embryo. Do
you understand?"
The sperm nodded affirmatively.

The instructor impressed upon the sperm that he had to swim hard and reach the egg first, otherwise it would all be pointless.
"You
really have to swim for it!"

Two days later, the sperm is taking a kip when he hears the siren.
He wakes up immediately and runs to the tunnel. A multitude of sperm swim behind him.
He knows he has to arrive first. When he nears the entrance of the cavern, he looks back and sees that he is far ahead of the
other
sperm but he still swims his heart out, tail fin aching, just to reach the egg first.
At last he approaches the red, sticky ball, still way ahead of all the other sperm.

When, at last, he reaches the red sticky ball, he smiles and says "Hi, I'm a sperm."

The red sticky ball smiles and says







S t . M o m ' s W o r t
Plant extract that treats mom's depression by rendering preschoolers unconscious for up to six hours.

E m p t y N e s t r o g e n
Highly effective suppository that eliminates melancholy by enhancing the memory of how awful they were as teenagers and how you
couldn't wait till they moved out.

P e p t o b i m b o
Liquid silicone for single women. Two full cups swallowed before an
evening out increases breast size, decreases intelligence, and improves flirting.

D u m e r o l
When taken with Peptobimbo, can cause dangerously low I.Q. causing enjoyment of country western music.

F l i p i t o r
Increases life expectancy of commuters by controlling road rage and the urge to flip off other drivers.

A n t i b o y o t i c s
When administered to teenage girls, is highly effective in improving grades, freeing up phone lines, and reducing money spent on
make-up.

M e n i c i l l i n
Potent antiboyotic for older women. Increases resistance to such lines as, "You make me want to be a better person ... can we get
naked
now?"

B u y a g r a
Injectable stimulant taken prior to shopping. Increases potency and duration of spending spree.

Extra Strength Buy-One-all
When combined with Buyagra, can cause an indiscriminate buying frenzy so severe the victim may even come home with a Donnie
Osmond
CD or a book by Dr. Laura

J a c k A s s p i r i n
Relieves the headache caused by a man who can't remember your
birthday, anniversary or phone number.

A n t i - t a l k s i d e n t
A spray carried in a purse or wallet to be used on anyone too eager to share their life stories with total strangers.

R a g a m e t
When administered to a husband, provides the same irritation as
ragging on him all weekend, saving the wife the time and trouble of doing it herself.

N O T I C E Always consult your family physician before taking new medication.
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The Pope was finishing his sermon. He ended it with the Latin phrase,
"Tuti Homini" - Blessed be Mankind.
A women's rights group approached the Pope the next day. They noticed
that the Pope blessed all Mankind, but not Womankind. The next day,
after His sermon, the Pope concluded by saying, "Tuti Homini et Tuti
Femini" - Blessed be Mankind and Womankind.
The next day, a gay-rights group approached the Pope. They said that
they noticed that he blessed man kind and woman kind, and asked if he
could also bless gay people. The Pope said, "Sure". The next day, the
Pope concluded his sermon with, "Tuti Homeni et Tuti Femini et Tuti
Fruiti"
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After playing on the playground at school, Tommy came home with some new words in his vocabulary. Puzzled at what they
meant, he went to his mother.
"Mom, what's a *****?"
Not at all shocked by the question, she opened up an encyclopedia and showed him a picture of
a cat.
He then asked "What's a *****?"
Once again, not at all disturbed, she opened the encyclopedia and showed him a picture of a
female dog.
Confused, little Tommy then went to his father. "Dad, what's a *****?"
He felt that it was time for his son to learn about life and opened up a porno and circled the area
between a woman's legs.
Enlightened, he then asked him, "Then what's a *****?"
His father replied, "Everything outside of the circle."
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