[Chaplin]

Federal Aviation Authority
800 Independence Avenue S.W.
Washington, D.C.20591

Dear Sirs;
I've had a lot of time on my hands of late and believe that I may have
the solution for the prevention of hijackings, and at the same time we
just might get the Airline industry back on its feet. Here's my plan:
Since Muslim men are not allowed to look at naked women we should
replace all of our female flight attendants with strippers. Muslims
would not get on the planes for fear of seeing a naked woman. Of course
every businessman in this country would start flying again in
anticipation of seeing naked women. Hijackings would come to a
screeching halt and the airline industry would probably have record
sales. Hell, I'd fly all over just for the scenery. It truly puzzles me
that congress didn't already come up with this. Am I the only one who
thinks clearly on these issues?

Sincerely,
Bill Clinton