QUICK ONES
4 miracles of a woman
1. Getting wet without taking a shower.
2. Bleeding without getting hurt.
3. Giving milk without eating grass.
4. Making boneless flesh hard.
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Scientist have just proven that the DNA found in Donkeys and bats is exactly the same as that found in the human
male........
which explains the constant stubbornness and lack of vision !!!
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Its Sad...
THERE'S A LOT OF SADNESS IN THE WORLD
Right now, as you read this,
17 Million Americans are having SEX!
And you're on the computer
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1. Back straight, knees bent, feet shoulder width apart
2. Form a loose grip
3. Keep your head down.
4. Avoid a quick back swing.
5. Stay out of the water.
6. Try not to hit anyone.
7. If you are taking too long, please let others go ahead of you.
8. Don't stand directly in front of others.
9. Quiet please... while others are preparing to go.
10. Don't take extra strokes.Well done. Now flush the urinal, go outside, and tee off!
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~~*~*~*~*~*~*~ *~*~A large woman, wearing a sleeveless sundress,
walked into a bar in London.
She raised her right arm, revealing a huge, hairy armpit as she pointed to all the people
sitting at the bar and asked, "What man here will buy a lady a drink?"
The bar went silent as the patrons tried to ignore her. But down at the end of the bar, an
owly-eyed drunk slammed his hand down on the counter and bellowed, "Give the ballerina a
drink!"
The bartender poured the drink and the woman chugged it down. She turned to the patrons
and again pointed around at all of them, revealing the same hairy armpit, and asked, "What
man here will buy a lady a drink?"
Once again, the same little drunk slapped his money down on
the bar and said, "Give the ballerina another drink!"
The bartender approached the little drunk and said, "I say,
old chap, it's your business if you want to buy the lady a drink, but why do you keep calling
her 'the ballerina?'"
"As far as I'm concerned", the drunk replied, "any woman
who can lift her leg that high has got to be a ballerina!
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Maybe it's true that life begins at forty.
But everything else starts to wear out, fall out, or spread out.
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