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Duct Tape...90 uses

Hate finding your mailbox clogged with junkmail, advertising circulars and bills? Duct tape your
mailbox shut.
Obliterate that blinking "12:00" on your VCR once and for all with a single strip of duct tape.
Gals---duct tape keeps the toilet seat down
Guys---duct tape keeps the toilet seat up
Wrap sticky-side out around your hand to pick up fuzz, lint and pet hair from clothing and
furniture-- also picks up small pets from clothing and furniture.
Replace winter boots with socks wrapped in several layers of duct tape.
Duct tape hand held games to your car's steering wheel for amusement during afternoon traffic
jams. Also great on trips.
High chair falling apart after the third kid? Duct tape will make it last for three or four more.You
may also want to duct tape your kid to the seat to avoid mid-meal slippage.
Make a fashion statement: Patch old blue jeans with duct tape.
Broken wooden serving spoons? Repair with duct tape, instant mock-silver service.
Reinforce Dad's old wallet bulging not from cash, but from his vast collection of credit cards.
Tired of refrigerator magnets tumbling to the floor each time you reach for a cold drink? Duct
tape will hold the kids' artwork until they graduate.
Quiet noisy kids: Make a Wacky-Roller duct tape ball to keep them busy. If all else fails, simply
tape their mouths shut.
Why spend the money for press-on fingernails? Fake fingernails made of duct tape take any
polish, and the natural gray color of duct tape nails has universal appeal. Or, if you like the
natural look, duct tape quickly removes nail polish with just one yank!
Use duct tape to bind your submarine sandwich for intact transportation.
Use duct tape to hide teenage complexion problems.
Plumbing problems? Sometimes it'll take a whole roll to stop a pesky leak, but heck, its still
cheaper than a plumber.
Use duct tape to cover rust spots on your car. Why not cover your entire car to rust proof it?
You'll never have to wax again!
Replace broken antenna with duct tape and a wire coat hanger.
Use duct tape to repair a tire. Multiple layers maybe required.
With duct tape, who need luggage racks? Simply duct tape your luggage to the top of your car.
Use duct tape to hold great grandpa upright in his chair.
Stop eyeglasses from slipping down your nose by duct taping them to your face.
Save money on haircuts: Simply press duct tape onto hair and pull very quickly. For a neater
trim, pull up slowly while clipping underlying hair with tin snips or hacksaw blade.
Reinforce window panes and secure household items in preparation for hurricanes. Better yet,
wrap up the whole house.
Use duct tape to keep socks from falling down.
Swim, ski, wrestle, bungee jump and parachute with confidence after securing your hair piece
with duct tape.
Label anything, even the kids. You only need duct tape and a waterproof marker.
Ensure safety at kid's parties: Replace dangerous tacks by playing "Duct Tape The Tail On The
Donkey." Also makes great blindfolds for "Duct Tape The Tail" and piņata action. Or give each
child a strip or two for a spirited game of "Where Will The Duct Tape Stick?"
Guard tender bottoms from slivers in wooden swing seats, lawn furniture and outhouse seats.
Also makesa great sliver remover. Simply tape and yank!
Duct tape television and VCR remote controls to couch arm to prevent loss.
Use duct tape to patch aluminum siding, then just spray paint to match the house.
Still painting every other year? Avoid pushy aluminum siding sales people by simply duct taping
your entire house.
Who needs to know how to sew? Duct tape hems pants and skirts in a jiffy!
Need a temporary wedding band? Hey, what the heck, with a product this durable, make a
permanent wedding band!
Small towns: Easily change your population signs with duct tape and a marker.
Lost in the woods? Not with duct tape around! Just hang little strips of tape from branches to
find your way back.
Remodeling on a budget? Use duct tape to cover cupboard doors and drawer fronts for a
modern, metallic-look kitchen.
Use duct tape to combine burger flipper and a fly swatter for convenient cookout insect control.
Wrap a brick with duct tape for an effective and decorative doorstop. Better yet, duct tape the
door open.
Super seal your tax return envelope with duct tape to annoy the IRS. And when you've finished
your taxes, patch the fist hole in your wall with duct tape.
Hang a strip of duct tape from the ceiling for an instant fly trap.
Enjoy your music loud? Duct tape volume knob at your favorite level. Duct tape vibrating
stereo to table.
Duct tape vibrating table to floor. In most cases, foundation should secure floor.
Teach kids about safety by using duct tape to make seatbelts for their dolls. Also keeps pets in
place.
Mosquito proof your clothes, stop the little suckers with impenetrable duct tape.
Use duct tape to hold eyes open during your boss's boring speeches.
Remove dust balls under beds using these three steps: 1.Wrap duct tape sticky side out around
small dog. 2. Roll the dog's favorite ball under the bed. 3. Yell "fetch!"
Use duct tape to pick up spilled kitty litter. Also pickup kitty.
Use duct tape to protect tip of tongue so you can lick cold flag poles in the winter without risk.
Use duct tape to hold ponytails in place or use as a headband.Caution: Coat hair with a
lightweight motor oil, 10W-30 recommended, to prevent hair loss upon removal.
Use duct tape to join two pets, tail to tail, and see what happens.
Windy City residents: Duct tape your hat to your head.
Use duct tape to secure kids' stocking caps to their heads to avoid loss while sledding.
Use duct tape to secure kids to sled to avoid loss while sledding.
Trap mice the humane way. Simply lay a strip of duct tape on the floor, sticky side up, like fly
paper. To be extra nice, leave mice a piece of cheese to nibble while they wait to be removed.
Wind proof your picnic table cloth with a strip on each corner. Or, you might as well cover entire
picnic table in duct tape for easy clean up.
Press-n-yank loose teeth from their sockets. Remember to dry tooth thoroughly before applying
duct tape.
Use duct tape to cover birthmarks. You can also create temporary birthmarks by simply
applying tape on desired area, leave it on five to ten minutes, and then rip it off quickly.
Restless sleeper? Duct tape bed sheets in place.
Sleep walker? Duct tape sleeper in place.
Be kind to animals. Duct tape corncobs to trees for birds and squirrels. Or, duct tape birds and
squirrels to trees for dogs and cats.
Anyone taking the above duct tape use seriously should be duct taped to the tree right next to
the squirrel.
Seal packages with duct tape so even the postal service won't be able to damage the enclosed
contents.
Triple taping your return merchandise also really irritates mail order vendors
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