[bonyhadi]

A man with a 25 inch long penis goes to his doctor to complain that he is
having a problem with his cumbersome instrument and has had more than one
complaint.

"Doctor," he asked, in total frustration, "is there anything you Can do for
me?"

The doctor replies, "Medically son, there is nothing I can do. But, I do
know this witch who may be able to help you." So the doctor gives
him directions to the witch.

The man calls upon the witch and relays his story.

"Honorable Witch, my penis is 25 inches long and I need help. Can anything
be done to help me? You are my only hope."

The witch stares in amazement, scratches her head, and then replies, "I
think I may be able to help you with your problem.

Do this. Go deep into the forest. You will find a pond.In this pond, you will find a frog sitting on a log. This frog has magic.
You say to frog, "will you marry me?' When
the frog says no, you will find five inches less to your problem."

The man's face lit up and he dashed off into the forest.

He called out to the frog, "Will you marry me?"

The frog looked at him dejectedly and replied, "NO."

The man looked down and suddenly his penis was 5 inches shorter.

"WOW," he screamed out loud, "this is great!

But it's still too long at 20 inches, so I'll ask the frog to marry me again.

"Frog, will you marry me?" the guy shouted.

The frog rolled its eyes back in its head and screamed back, "NO!"

The man felt another twitch in his penis, looked down, and it was another 5
inches shorter.

The man laughed, "This is fantastic."

He looked down at his penis again, 15 inches long, and reflected for a moment.

Fifteen inches is still a monster, just a little less would be ideal.

Grinning, he looked across the pond and yelled out, "Frog will you marry me?

The frog looked back across the pond shaking its head, How many times do I
have to tell you? NO, NO, NO!!!

















A man drove his secretary home from a late
afternoon get-together of coworkers because
she was drunk and unable to drive.

Since nothing happened along the way between the
two, the man decided not to mention the secretary
to his wife.

Later that evening while the man was taking the
wife to a movie, he noticed a high-heeled shoe
under the passenger seat. So, he asked her to watch
out her window for a parking spot close to the theater.

While she was busy looking, he picked up the shoe
and tossed it out of his window.

When they arrived at the theater and were about
ready to get out of the car, his wife asked,

"Sweetie, have you seen my other shoe?