[bonyhadi]

Subject: HIGH TECH WOMEN
Three women are sitting naked in a sauna.
Suddenly there is a beeping sound.
The first lady presses her forearm and the
beeping stops. The others look at her curiously.
"That's my pager," she says, "I have a microchip
under the skin of my arm."
A few minutes later a phone rings. The second
woman lifts her palm to her ear. When she
finishes she explains, "That's my mobile phone. I
have a microchip in my hand."
The third woman, feeling decidedly low-tech,
steps out of the sauna. In a few minutes she
returns with a piece of toilet paper hanging from
the crack of her butt. The others raise their
eyebrows.
"Oh, excuse me. I'm getting a Fax."