[CobraDan]

A cute little blond girl comes back from school one evening.
She runs to her mum and says:

"Mummy, today at school we learnt how to count. Well, all the
other girls only counted to 5, but listen to me:
1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10 !
That's good, innit?"

"Yes darling, very good."

"Is that because I'm blond?"

"Yes darling, it's because you're blond."

Next day, the little girl comes back from school and says:

"Mummy, today at school we learnt the alphabet. All the other
girls only went as far as D, but listen to me:
A,B,C,D,E,F,G,H,I,J,K!

"That's good, innit?"

"Yes darling, very good."

"Is that because I'm blond, mummy?"

"Yes darling, it's because you're blond."

Next Day, she returns from school and cries: "Mummy, today we
went swimming, and well, all the other girls have no breasts, but
look at me!"

She proceeds to flash her impressive 36 D at her mum. "Is
that because I'm blond, mummy?"

"No darling, it's because you're 25."