[bonyhadi]

Blonde Moments!

Well, there was this blonde who just got sick and tired of all the
blonde jokes. So one evening she went home and memorized all the state
capitals. Back in the office the next day, some guy started telling a
dumb blonde joke. She interrupted him with a shrill announcement, "I've
had it up to here with these blonde jokes. I want you to know that
this blonde went home last night and did something probably none of you

could do ...I memorized all the state capitals."
One of the guys, of course, said "I don't believe you.
What is the capital of Nevada?"
"N", she answered.

As the tour bus passed through a small Australian town a passenger noticed a sheep tied to
a lamp post.
He asked the driver what that was all about. 'Oh', the driver replied, 'that's the
recreation center.'





Two rabbits were being chased by a pack of wolves. The
wolves chased the rabbits into a thicket. After a few
minutes, one rabbit turned to the other and said,
"Well, do you want to make a run for it or stay here a
few days and out number them?"









One day in the forest, three animals were discussing who
among them was the most powerful.

"I am," said the hawk, "because I can fly and swoop down
swiftly at my prey."

"That's nothing," said the mountain lion, "I am not only
fleet, but I have powerful teeth and claws."

"I am the most powerful," said the skunk, "because with
a flick of my tail, I can drive off the two of you."

Just then a huge grizzly bear lumbered out of the forest
and settled the debate by eating them all...
hawk, lion, and stinker.