[Dream Master]

This really happened, 'cause my cousins next door neighbors' brother-in-laws' friend was there and witnessed it. And he swore it was true! I think. I could be mistaken. I guess


The Audubon Zoo in New Orleans had acquired a very rare species of gorilla, and her name was Priscilla.

Within a few weeks, she became very difficult to handle.
Upon examination, the park veterinarian determined the problem.
The gorilla was in heat.
To make matters worse, there were no male gorillas of the species available.
While reflecting on their problem, the park administrators noticed their best employee, Boudreaux, working near her cage. Boudreaux, like most Cajuns, often bragged about how he could satisfy any female of ANY species.
So, the park administrators thought they might have a solution.
Boudreaux was approached with a proposition.
Would he be willing to have sex with the gorilla for $500?
Boudreaux scratched his head, looked at Priscilla and said he would have to think about it.
The following day, Boudreaux said that he would accept their offer, but only under three conditions.

"Firse," he said, "I don't want to have to kiss her, no."

"Second... you must never told 'bout dis."

The park administration quickly agreed to these conditions, so they asked what was his third condition.

"Well da tird ting," said Boudreaux, "You gotta give me anutter week to come up with the $500."