[CobraDan]

Three women are sitting naked in a sauna. Suddenly there is a beeping sound. The first lady presses her forearm and the beeping stops. The others look at her
curiously. "That's my pager," she says, "I have a microchip under the skin of my arm."
A few minutes later a phone rings. The second woman lifts her palm to her ear. When she finishes she explains, "That's my mobile phone. I have a microchip in my hand."
The third woman, feeling decidedly low-tech, steps out of the sauna. In a few minutes she returns with a piece of toilet paper hanging from the crack of her
butt. The others raise their eyebrows.
"Oh, excuse me. I'm getting a Fax.