[bonyhadi]

GIVING A LIFT

A priest was driving along and saw a
nun on the side of the road he stopped
and offered her a lift, which she
accepted. She got in and crossed her
legs, forcing the habit to open and
reveal a lovely leg.

The Priest had a look and nearly had
an accident. After controlling the car,
he stealthily slid his hand up her leg.

The nun looked at him and immediately
said, "Father; remember Psalm 129? "

The priest was flustered and apologized
profusely. He forced himself to remove
his hand. However, he was unable to
remove his eyes from her leg. Further
on while changing gear, he let his
hand slide up her leg again.

The nun once again said "Father,
remember Psalm 129".

Once again the priest apologized.
"Sorry sister but the flesh is weak".

Arriving at the convent, the nun got
out, gave him a meaningful glance
and went her way. On his arrival at
his Church, the priest rushed up
to retrieve the Bible and looked
up Psalm 129.

It said, "Go forth and seek,
further up you will find Glory".

MORAL OF THE STORY:
ALWAYS BE WELL INFORMED IN YOUR JOB.
OR YOU MIGHT MISS A GREAT OPPORTUNITY!!